If you want women to suffer, vote Trump.

In her defense, this guy is recording her, playing Pokemon Go, a few feet from the stage, at a Beyone concert. Who really wins here?

One more reason the 2-part movie finale made out of a single book needs to die. This is what you get for money grubbing, Lionsgate.

Can’t we just take this franchise for a long drive to the country, open the back door and let it frolic blissfully in a field, while we floor it and leave it behind in a cloud of dust?

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

If you can’t live with the natural progression of the narrative leaving your word-babies swinging at the end of a rope, you have got no business being a writer.

No cargo shorts??!! Where’s Drew gonna hold all those sick dance moves??

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to post this again.

May that Magary gif never lose its relevance.

You could post this gif for every article on gawker networks until the end of time and it will never stop being hilarious.

And that ending! Ugh.

Wouldn’t the most effective route for her to go be like,

I can’t get past the sanctimonious crap the non-famous friend of TS posted. If I wasn’t team Kim and Kanye before, all that prayer shit pushed me right over the edge.

He didn’t violate the law because this whole thing is a fiction.

This is all a publicity stunt and everyone is in on it.

I would not be surprised at all if its second weekend is better than the first, because of people like me who saw it and loved it and then tell everyone they know to go see it. I can’t count on one hand the number of people I know who saw it and were like “wow I thought it would be awful but I loved it” and have been…

I’m strongly on Team Kendall these days. She’s like “just let me fucking model and don’t bother me with any of this other drama.”

My favorite sneaky joke line, in the very beginning scene regarding the house tour...

BUT YOU JUST LEARNED HOW TO WORK THE PHONE!

I want to see it a second time just to watch Kate McKinnon in all the moments I missed her because I was looking at other things in the shot.