Rocko’s Modern Life was the pinnacle of human cultural achievement.

This guy!

I’m boycotting until “Are You Afraid of the Dark” comes back and also to DVD

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

This is quite possibly the best analogy anyone has ever made:

Apparently not contouring and videoing it.

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

I didn’t even watch the video. The Miley quotes were enough. Ooo, she smokes weed and takes other drugs - so cool. She has talked to trans people and decided that she sometimes feels like a boy, sometimes like a girl. She goes to a Chinese healer. She doesn’t hang out with other rich and famous people, despite being…

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

I still want candy, bubblegum and taffy.

I would like to posit that this was Robert De Niro’s best role.

Let’s all give it a listen then.

Between whitewashing Stonewall and rebooting the Stargate franchise, Roland Emmerich can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned.

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Les Misérables

This Vikings fan has won more titles than the actual Vikings team:

Oh, it definitely is growing. Fiction that is considered “Christian anything” is becoming more and more popular. Part of my librarian duties is acquisitions and I had a woman ask me to purchase a title that she described as a “Christian murder mystery.” I had to stop myself from saying what the hell does that even…

Ugh, I hated that book too. It was going so well until that part! It is just so astounding that some of the best known and acclaimed romance novels are just so full of rape, domestic violence, all around assholery and racism.

Thank fucking god. I was wondering if this would make its way over to Jez from Goodreads. Not enough hell has been raised about this insanity. As a Jew, a romance reader, and an anti-hero lover... this story is so beyond fucked up, it’s being considered as Trump’s presidential running mate.