SUZE SIMON FOREVER!!! I found these in high school ( Helllllo early aughts) and have always always loved her sarcastic awesomeness. MEDIATOR LOVER FOR LIFE(AND DEATH)!

I also stopped reading the Princess books at that point but NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO. I just... forgot. Okay. Going to the library tomorrow. And all the kids in the YA section will side eye me. WHATEVER.

Without fail, I reread the Mediator series every summer, because it’s my brain candy series. I could probably do a one-woman show of several of the scenes.

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

What’s the difference between Tom Brady and the babies that Tom Brady killed with his lies?

Seems about right.

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Now they’re just friends without bennifers.

Uh, she stole scholarships meant for black people; faked hate crimes; taught a race studies class where she’d bring in her fake black dad; was racist herself towards hispanic women and according to some students, black women as well; lied about being whipped like a “slave”.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

Great piece and yeah, that infinity cardboard scratcher is money well spent (and it looks way better than those carpeted ones). Downside is you are forever sweeping up bits of cardboard that get clawed off.

eta: the video is even better ...

Twilight is still popular, at least at the libraries I’ve worked at. I tell myself it’s a gateway drug to better books (especially since The Lunar Chronicles is right next to it, when any books in the series are actually on the shelf. The first book, Cinder, is basically Cinderella meets Sailor Moon. With cyborgs,…

Bianca del Rio 4 Evarrrrrrrrrrrr

You’ve clearly never worked at a Barnes & Noble.

I hate dresses like this. I have CURVES. Unless that shit is fitted at the waist, get it the fuck outta my face.