Sometimes I imagine that every time shade is misused, a drag queen forgets how to contour.

I haven’t done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever to do the Lord’s work. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes:

He is just a seriously fine human being. I definitely don’t mind watching the trailer for this craptastic movie because I get to see his glorious self.

AKA when I first noticed Chris Evans!

Cue the “I didn’t like the 4th season” naysayers! Seems like a good excuse for a Lucille Bluth gif party, right? I will watch just for Jessica Walter.

ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE WAS I don’t even have words. It disturbed me on so many levels of AWESOME. Same with Ren & Stimpy. What kind of shit did we watch!?

With each and every passing day, I thank whoever is in charge that I did not grow up during the time of facebook, twitter, vine, instagram, whatsap, et all.

What we REALLY need to talk about is Ru's going off at the girls at the end of the episode. It was 100% justified and 1000% terrifying.

Me too, but I'm biased. I hope her or Jaidynn get a showdown for winner. She is also my favorite transformation from her drag self to male self.

So far nobody holds a candle to Ginger personality wise. She's going far.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

their faces are both so weird! she looks like she just looked in the kitchen and saw he didn't do the dishes. uuuughh kevinnnn i thought you said you'd do these [aside: why am i even in this relationship? is this really my life? i'm dating a manbaby hhhhhhhhhhnn]

OMG that is hideous. I too worked at a bookstore and some of the stuff that came in. Ick, but this really takes the cake!

Is the the one who is related to The Arrow? That's some serious Jaw that family has.

The thing about the Kanye-Beck incident is that it was funny. Kanye appeared to be making fun of himself and in that moment I thought it humanized him and made him a hell of a lot more likable. Plus Beck was a good sport about it and handled it with class and dignity. But of course, Kanye - in true Kanye fashion -…

Curious... how many romance novels from the last five years have you read?

I am here for the Bridgertons!!!! YES

I was SURE that lost cell phone one was going to be the plot of that Broad City where Abbi looses her phone.

its too much.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.