See also: Crankton.

Alden has an excellent jawline and generally looks like A Man. Ansel... does not.

What, nothing about Jeff Sessions and Trump’s reported break-up? 

I think he was sober, which makes it even worse. But you’d think people were walking over the graves of freshly buried soldiers with the way he was bellowing.

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

Ah yes, Nebraska. The hard working, small town American heartland where people frown upon adults dressing up for Halloween, but collectively ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when idiots drive around with Confederate flags in the back of their trucks, create racist parade floats and signs, and definitely drop the n-word and other slurs on a…

I will never stop being delighted by Boehner calling Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.”

The fact that any of the Republicans from the Clinton years (not to mention Anthony Weiner!) are still alive and thriving is proof enough that the Clintons don’t kill their enemies.

I just want to say, I appreciate your commitment to the Sebastian Stan gifs. A+ work.

I hate that I can’t properly enjoy Comey getting what he deserves because I know he probably got booted because of the Russian shit.

He also told Reuters that he thought the presidency would be easier than his “old life.”

Also:

SAME

The backhanded cutline under their photo is even worse:

LOCK HIM UP!

jesus christ, who in the administration HASN’T spoken to the russians at this point

Watching Chaffetz get booed to his fucking face for a whole hour was so cathartic.

KATYAAAAA. The single most savage moment of All-Stars.

*cough* Dimitri *cough*