Remind her that if Republicans had their way, women wouldn’t be in the military or on the front lines in the first place?

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“They wanted to try one last time to make things better, so they mailed Bey and Jay an invite to the Kardashian’s holiday party.”

For real. Love me some Tyler Posey.

All I want for Christmas is to wake up in the alternate dimension where Hill won.

Me, every time one of these stories breaks:

It must take mental gymnastics at the Olympic level for members of the party of “fiscal responsibility” to justify this shit.

And if that’s not scary enough, his Cabinet shortlist has... drumroll... Sarah Palin for Interior Secretary, Newt Gingrich for SoS, BEN CARSON for education, and Guiliani for Atty General, on top of bunch of other 70 year old oil/energy CEOs.

I wonder just how much of the white women vote hinged on abortion.

I wish they would’ve gone the prosthetic route rather than CGI. It would’ve looked much better.

Yeah, nothing shady about the timing of this AT ALL.

Alyssa should have been in that top four, no question!

Annnnnd the tiny glimmer of sympathy for Melania is gone.

Hey, remember, like, three days ago when good ol’ Donald was all about believing sexual assault victims who came forward decades after the fact?

Yeah, that was something I wondered too. Out of the women in this story, Melania is the one I feel the least sorry for because she undoubtedly had some inkling of what she was getting in to. But it does showcase the variety of ways Trump treats the women in his life like shit.

I felt a bit sorry for Melania when the two women ran into each other, and she was like, “Why don’t you stop by any more?” I’m sure she knew what she was getting into with being a trophy wife, but that comment just seemed so sad.

This story is the most hideous so far. The part about him telling the reporter they’d have an affair right before super preggo Melania walked back in and then switching to being a “doting” husband... ugh ugh ugh ugh.

Democrat campaign attack ads are practically writing themselves at this point. Nebraska might not be able summon a strong enough Democrat to knock her out in 2018, but if the Republican party implodes, who knows?

...wasn’t part of Ryan Lochte’s Olympic narrative that he was single and ready to mingle? A quickie marriage isn’t going to solve your publicity problems, bud.

Allegedly, Jared helped come up with the plan to try and put Bill Clinton’s alleged victims in the family box yesterday, so... I don’t know how much help he’s actually been on the “less awful” front.