Strep throat in Ireland late 80's.  8 pounds covered the doctor visit and the antibiotics.  Fuck American healthcare.

It’s like they’re trying to accuse Cream of Wheat of being secretly spicy. Dudes, nah. We know what Cream of Wheat is. 

omg John Lewis has died

When I was in fifth grade or so I held onto the merry go round and it dragged me along the asphalt. Still got scars on both knees.

That sign looks a bit ’shopped, and apparently it is:

I get the feeling that trumps attack strategy is designed for Bernie and when Biden got the nomination he didn’t change his strategy at all.

That and the fact that he’s not a woman or a minority, each of whom are typically viewed as more liberal than they are. After all, Hillary Clinton, a dyed-in-the-wool moderate whose resume was as disappointing to progressives in almost all the same ways that Biden’s is (supported the ‘94 crime bill, supported that…

These kinda folks?

Honestly, I cannot fathom why Wallace didn’t do this interview with a damn plexiglass partition between him and the Lick Spittle in Chief. 

They’ve been running the same “radical leftist, socialist, Marxist, domestic terrorist, anarchist!” bukkake of finger-pointing con for so long that none of their constituents even know what any of those actually mean.

Not that I’m prone to defend dumb cops, but here’s a little context for the “Nazi memorial” from the Toronto Star:

I think we have a winner.

his unthreatening blandness is very attractive after four years of Trump. 

Dear Lord that scoffing correction from Chris Wallace that Biden does not want to defund the police. Also this was kind of a brilliant ad from Fox News for the interview as what the hell will happen when Trump sees that the charter does not say anything about abolishing the police. Also have to give credit to Wallace…

Oh god. I winced for your poor hair 😂

I once gave myself a serious corneal abrasion when I jammed a hockey-stick shaped piece of moulded plastic into my eye. It happened as I was being given a tour of a facility that required hard hats and protective eyewear for visitors. Yes, I almost blinded myself with the arm of a pair of safety glasses.

Hey, uh, can you shoot me an email at ashley.reese@jezebel.com. This is wild!

THIS 👏 BITCH 👏

Picture it, Los Angeles, 2006. I had just moved here literally the day before. I saw a listing in probably backstage or something about a model open call, so I go. It’s at the Crowne Plaza in West LA, where parking was like $50 a day or something, so I park at this lot across the street, thinking,…