I was driving home from work today and Width of a Circle was on. The sunset was particularly beautiful. The sky was bright pink and orange. My 3-year-old son said, “Why is the sky pink?” I said I didn’t know. He said, “It must be from that rocket ship.”

Found this on dlisted and stole it. credit to amp69.

Yeah, but did you ever see what happens when they let the people vote? You get the People’s Choice Awards. Have you looked at the past winners of the People’s Choice Awards? Adam Sandler has 9 all after 2000. He’s a fucking dynasty when you let the people vote.

And if so, how far did he punt it?

Wonder if Kluwe ever got a stuffed animal from adoring Vikes fans

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

Does Jennifer Lawrence just need to be in a film to win?

Boo

I thought as I got older I would enjoy these awards shows more and be more familiar with the shows and movies that get nominated. But damn, I have seen literally NOTHING that won tonight. Movies OR shows. And barely saw anything that was nominated. I feel like the stuff that gets nominated for these things have become…

Three thoughts:

She cropdusted him. I’m certain of it. You know how she do.

this is the MOST ACCURATE description of a person i have ever read or will read in my entire life.

coachella blows. people will see soon enough, just like they did with lollapalooza when they realized that it had started sucking and their eyes were open to the fact that maybe it was sucky all along, because huge numbers of people are the part that sucks, not the music + outside part.

FINALLY we have a news item about a celebrity musician whom all the over-40 Jezzies can make/recognize lyrics puns for. “And when you smile for the camera [in your mug shot], I know they’re gonna love it” etc.

You had class on Dec 24th? What sort of scholarly hellscape do you find your employment at?!

this story is harrowing and I am so glad your parents believed you! I also had a 3rd grade teacher who hated me. Cannot explain it to this day, but it was scarring. So my 3rd grade inner child would like to offer your 3rd grade inner child a hug.

That teacher is clearly insane because you are fucking delightful.

And I guarantee that said seven year old will be thinking: “Nailed it.”

Afterward, Greer said no big whoop, it was harder when he was a freshman on the college team, when he was forced to eat two balls.

I bet when Zack’s dad gave him “the talk” about protection he was not expecting hard rubber to the face.