“FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE HEISMAN”

Because there aren’t enough big name stars that are non-white to sell movie tickets, and because of that they rarely get big roles in the first place. It’s a vicious cycle.

Bet she gets tapped whene’er she fancies.

Jesus, imagine the yeast infections you’d get with a body chemistry like that.

Why is it exactly that we make fun of Celine Dion? Did she do something laughable beyond being a famous French Canadian with a distinct singing voice? I honestly don’t get it.

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

Only on Jezebel would women counter an inappropriate comment on breast size by crudely demeaning the culprit sexuality with a deeply offensive homophobic insult...

“Most people don’t go out on New Year’s Eve”

Fuck you, you fuck.

It’s because companies and advertisers think that a person’s buying habits tend to calcify over time. So if you can get a person using your product in his early adult years you’ll have him for life. I think there’s some research showing that it’s true.

Agreed. NYE is dumb, because people once people are off work they are getting ready to party or at a party. New Years Day is perfect because you stayed out too late and want to recover by vegging out. Are they aftaid to compete with the NHL’s winter classic?

Young people go out on New Year’s. 18-30 key demo are out celebrating so the main drop is in valuable viewers which makes it doubly bad.

I managed to score a set of Henkels knives off my parents (my rich white millenial privilege is totally showing), which made a huge difference.

Yeah, I’m sticking with antiques now, but they’re getting more expensive.

K-OOOOOOOger.

That being a proud Masshole has it’s limits? (Though I haven’t reached mine yet.)

I loved the movie too! I like every effort to popularize science and to not make our lives look like our destiny is always in the hands of God or of some group of conspirators. We are here and we do impressive stuff because of science and that was the message of the movie (to me). I love stories where people use…

All Clad or GTFO.

When MrStu and I were engaged and registering for bridal shower gifts at Macy’s, the woman shepherding us around slapped MrStu’s hand when he reached out to touch a Martha Stewart pan. “Make people buy you the good stuff,” she said, “Not the crap that’ll break in 3 months and maybe give you lead poisoning.”

I laughed so, so hard at this.