Most truthful sentence ever.

Did anyone else read that as Self-loving monkey?

Me. Five bucks. Three for ten.

Make the ping pong ball my forehead and it’s my ex.

Meant to respond to the response below yours,

Oh Please. Stop.

Yes YES YES!!

I like my edges rounded, so yeah, fat and hairy is my drug.

ok going snow shopping tonight. i got this, much obliged!!

Please, someone go check on John Prine.

Glasgow, NYC and nowhere else in 1983.

I read I’m with the Band years ago.

Oh yeah, people were saying that.

ah, they think I’m a dude, so..evenstevphens?

That’s what I need!! Chinese cooking class. Can’t I make lemon chicken at home FFS?????? Is lemon chicken even considered Chinese food?

What flavor

Oh ma, this is worth being laid off for so I can follow this from a codine buzz and judge judy!

Oh. Holy. Shit.

Hahahah..but for reals, my sister works in a hospital as a social worker and the number of cases of young adults coming in and having to spend two weeks on Ativan trying to bring them down off that shit is growing.

Ucch, you’re a pisser.