Thanks dude.

Now don’t you go second guessing yourself!

Forgot Martin Short, assface.

That’s good kinja

Did that for five years. Diabetes, you insidious bitch!

Why no coconut love?!?!?!? WHY!

Hmmm....all I got is low and slow. I fry bacon first then potatoes on top and leave it alone, no futzing on low medium for like ten mins? I’m the worst as all my cooking is improv and I never write anything down.

Shit fire and save matches! Found her!

what are you cooking? healthy stuff?

Butter solves that.

I’m crying..can’t stop won’t stop.

When they were made in Ireland, it was worth it.

Try Marshall’s or even Home Goods.

Or shame.

Call the ticketmaster number like 15 mins before sale time, buy a ticket for some stupid event that’s cheap and you can give to someone, keep the agent on the line with questions about parking or something, until sale time and BAM! innocently ask “Oh, are the Depeche Mode tickets on sale for Radio City yet?”

POTATO BOATS! SHANTY POTATO BOATS!!

Highly accurate.

Dibs.

I’m 44...and from Queens. My Mom and my Aunts called it that too!