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Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors

I miss Joel McHale.

Spencer Pratt is an asshole.

I hate that festivals are allowed to sell tickets before the lineup is announced. I think that's BS.

Back in the day (mid 1970s) before all this online nonsense, heck, even before phone ordering, you had to physically go to a TicketMaster terminal to buy tickets. Of course, there were always super long lines for the popular concerts.

Somewhere, Michael Caine is smiling.

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

LOOK HOW COOL HER BLUE MAKEUP STRIPE IS

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Both are excellent choke artists.

Spoiler alert: the bear who fucks Leo up in the movie is a female bear.

My family knows and quotes every damn line from that movie at every family gathering.

Honestly, his performance in The Revenant is so good that if this doesn’t work, he should quit acting and commit to modelizing full time.

This is the MUCH BETTER type of parental embarrassment.

As a life long Jets fan - I wish my pops gave me beer to mask the pain of rooting for this team.

That is some Strong (Island) parenting game right there...

There’s no such thing as too high. Perhaps in certain situations, but in general, no way man.

Someone should build a wall around that island before those savages come swarming over in their potato boats and destroy American civilization.

Thank you for flying Aer Dingus.