Did I read a different article than you did? The one I read was making fun of the company and their shitty sunscreen.
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Bear in mind the pain of that burn the next time you think you can prevent the flu with yak testicles or whatever you idiots believe nowadays.
The future face of pale children.
I used Alba’s sunscreen and I got a sunburn.
It’s almost like the active ingredients actively do something! It’s almost like Banana Boat isn’t trying to poison your children.
I’m an Eagles fan and even I was rooting for Patton to shoot him.
his twitter game is flalas.
Except that the cat-toxoplasma gondii relationship is real and the vaccine-autism one isn’t.
Damn, now I need a taco, and it’s only 10:30.
Speaking of tacos, where’s my damn Foodspin, Burneko?
I am desiring new recipes since the chicken liver pate didn’t go over so great in my house. (I had to eat the whole loaf by myself, and now I hate it forever.)
Cats are a useless pet. They are always bad and never good. This was true before the discovery of toxoplasma gondii and will be true if this parasite is eradicated.
“Gay marriage is terrible but remember to be nice to gay people!”
“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”
My favorite part was when the dissenters said that marriage has always had the same definition for all of human history forever, everywhere.
Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.
God I love Thomas’s opinions. He’s that guy who is 100% proof-positive that he’s the smartest guy in the room but keeps mispronouncing the SAT words he peppers into his speech. It’s amazing when he wakes up long enough to show his ass from the bench.