man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Seriously! I got a bad haircut last night which is, fortunately, salvageable, but was inconsolable for hours, and could barely look in a mirror this morning.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

I'm right there with you. The posting of the video is bad enough but there's something about the haircuttng that's really perverse and sinister. The poor child.

You’re so right, the abusive parents are the real victims. The dead girl, whatever.

I just read through the comments section of the Tacoma Stories link and someone fairly close to the situation said that her father had threatened to put her up for adoption. If this is true, coupled with the hair cutting off incident, it paints a picture of an abuser who should be in jail.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

Nope.

This kid was getting bullied in school, and then her own father bullies her by doing this shit? I’m sorry, but that man is, at BEST, indirectly responsible and at worst, directly.

I feel for her mother and what she must be going through. But her father? I’m finding I can’t muster a whole lot of give-a-fuck for…

Admitting your 4 year old plays regular tag and not travel tag.

That was a sad day.. at least I have all the HFStival memories.

* Get stuck in traffic going 60 mph. Realize you’re no long in California where traffic moves at 6.

I live in Maryland, a 20 minute car ride from Northern Virginia. I work in D.C., a 15 minute Metro ride (or 7 hour car ride) from Northern Virginia. Thank you for publishing this list and confirming my decision never to venture to that foreign land. Number 1 fear of near-D.C. suburban Maryland residents:

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

“having to go to Prince George’s County for anything, especially a Redskins game.”

FTFY

Land at Dulles after week out of town, discover that WHFS has become El Sol in your absence.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

I love her you guys. Like, really. I wear the same style glasses she did, teach her stories in my class, have a coffee mug with her quote, and have peacock everything.

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