cobwebsinmycooch
cobwebsinmycooch
cobwebsinmycooch

That would be fine by me. Those 1:00 games are at 10:00 am in the west.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

I’m driving down tonight from Omaha, NE and people here are preparing for the apocalypse. People are going to be eating bread and milk sandwiches for weeks when this storm inevitably underwhelms.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Everything about ‘16 belongs in the dump, but especially the last few months. It’s been the garbage-cherry on top of a trash sundae.

Craft thread!

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi

It’s the storyline for Deep Blue Sea, right?

Sharks on cocaine? That’ll end well.

Have you tried explaining how you’d bring their jobs back? That’s apparently all these people want.
That and open, honest discussion.
Right? Right???
*Cries blood*

+1,000,000 and counting

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

The best thing you can do right now is pipe the fuck down and not make this about you.

This isn’t about you right now.

Good. Because after working in the mines all day the last thing I want to do is climb to the top bunk.

Just so you all know, when we get to the forced labor camps, I call top bunk.

I would choose joy if I were you.

I can’t run any slower, cuz, i don’t run. Unless my life depends on it. And then, i will likely let my life down...

Drake sucks and OK Go sucks. Shut the fuck up.