cobwebsinmycooch
cobwebsinmycooch
his twitter game is flalas.
Except that the cat-toxoplasma gondii relationship is real and the vaccine-autism one isn’t.
Damn, now I need a taco, and it’s only 10:30.
Speaking of tacos, where’s my damn Foodspin, Burneko?
I am desiring new recipes since the chicken liver pate didn’t go over so great in my house. (I had to eat the whole loaf by myself, and now I hate it forever.)
Cats are a useless pet. They are always bad and never good. This was true before the discovery of toxoplasma gondii and will be true if this parasite is eradicated.
The Onion headline:
Where’s my Conservative Outrage bingo card, I gotta mark off “Mentions 9/11”!
Well, some religious zealots have told me my own civil-only marriage isn’t real and my kids are bastards, so they could give two shits about anyone who believes differently than they do.
“Gay marriage is terrible but remember to be nice to gay people!”
“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”
Can someone explain this whole “Marriage is defined by God” malarkey that the right seems to be going on about?
Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)
My favorite part was when the dissenters said that marriage has always had the same definition for all of human history forever, everywhere.
Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.
God I love Thomas’s opinions. He’s that guy who is 100% proof-positive that he’s the smartest guy in the room but keeps mispronouncing the SAT words he peppers into his speech. It’s amazing when he wakes up long enough to show his ass from the bench.