cobwebsinmycooch
cobwebsinmycooch
cobwebsinmycooch

#TeamBull

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Oh, there’s love for Lenny.

“Up yours, children!”

Lenny is the best. “Ow, my eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!”

The omission of Seymour Skinner has me as steamed as a ham.

No love for Lenny?


Bart: True or false: “You can get mono from riding the monorail.”Homer: False. No wait, true!

Wait a second, there’s no fucking monorail?

Sepp Blatter and the Goblet of Slavery

All that other stuff sounds great, but I notice you don’t mention if they provide pregnancy counseling. If they do, I don’t give a shit about what other needed services they offer. I only care about whether they lie to vulnerable women about the risks of abortion to put pressure on them to make a particular choice.

I have a little story about those plastic fetuses. When I had my abortion the protestors handed them to us sinners. I put mine in my mouth (gross I know) and spit it onto the ground. The looks I got were amazing.

Too young to have an abortion, but definitely not too young to give birth and care for a baby!

.For many women, it is a life-changing event with significant physical, emotional and spiritual consequences.

I accidentally ended up at one of these places years ago, they did a pregnancy test, showed me the video, gave me the pamphlets and told me I wasn’t pregnant. Ended up I was. I still had an abortion but I’m sure they thought by lying to me I’d put off doing anything until it was too late.

Boy do I despise those places. With every fiber of my being. I think - maybe if I had more free time - that I would like to stand outside their office with signs stating what they really are. And hand out pamphlets letting women know where they can get real counseling on their options. I wish I had time to do this!

I don’t get DC Brau nearly enough as I should. Really solid beer. And I’ll take statehood, please, we can already smoke weed legally, why not do it with a couple of senators?

It’s a nice beer for sure. But, I prefer the Corruption, their IPA. But I’m just more of an IPA guy. Their Smells Like Freedom collab with Oskar Blues to support marijuana legalization in the district was sublime - smelled like a fresh glass of cold pot.