Awesome. Just another instance of a Jew pissing off a Pharoah.

Yes.

I give Scarlett credit for being knowledgeable about a formerly great institution that has seen its credibility deteriorate rapidly this century, but there was no real reason for her to go out and do this. NBC easily could have gotten a replacement to host Saturday Night Live.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

I’m sorry, I blacked out after “hates dark meat.”

Can stock be frozen?

Just to say it, so that it is said: the green parts of leeks are the very best stock ingredient. Also, hell with skimming. That fat is goddamn delicious.

sup ladies, i got that dadbod at age 29, how you doin

I laugh thinking of the people who are going to spend hours and hours researching and worrying about this “potential risk” and then go outside this weekend without sunscreen, get a sunburn and just shrug off the risk for cancer. Or who are going to leave and text their friend while driving to the store... but yeah,…

AGREED. Rescued racing greyhounds also come with a lot of advantages as a result of their upbringing, like (generalizations ahoy!*): they are quiet, crate-trained, easy to vet, and familiar with people and being handled. and are lazy as fuck. Plus they come in a variety of sizes, from 50 - 90 pounds, and every color…

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I say this in every dog related Kinja post I can find.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

And just for contrast, here is what I ate more or less every day in high school:

It’s because of peanut allergies maybe? I don’t have a kid old enough to be in school but my friends that do say peanut butter in school lunches is now a big no-no. Anything with any peanuts can’t be brought to school because it endangers kids with peanut allergies. But not vaccinating your kid is fine... weird.

Team No One

Of course it is. If you’ve ever been at work eating a less-than-perfect lunch, someone will give you a big old dose of snobbery. Simultaneously, if you are eating a salad and some nuts, someone else will shame you for dieting.

I can understand the school’s concern, you gotta watch out for that cookie use.

KHALEESI IS A TITLE. BARACK OBAMA’S NAME IS NOT “PRESIDENT.”