From osteobroth.com:

“the difference between consuming “bone broth” and consuming “a bowl of soup without any solid food in it” is limited entirely to the sounds you make with your mouth when telling someone what you just ate.”

No offense, Leslie, but I’m pretty sure you’re on NPH’s unfuckable list, too.

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

My favorite part of the packaging:

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

But is this bone broth artisanal? I only eat artisanal bone broth from establishments that do not kill animals to get their broth.

Quick search online and I found how many vitamins it has:

Here’s how you know Mountain Dew isn’t actually potable- it tastes best from the can and worst from the fountain. Source: I am an American male who was once in the age range of 15 to 25.

Ugh, what a fucking prick. I hope he dies from a penis hemorrhage.

I heard that I need to lose baby weight and I’ve never been a baby or had a baby.

I heard she’s already too skinny from losing all the baby weight, and if she continues to be so skinny, she won’t be able to get knocked up again.

I heard that Kate is already trying to lose the baby weight.

I heard they’re going to name her Courtney. The royals are big Hole fans. Obviously.

the douche doesn’t fall too far from the bag.

I don’t give money to any beggers. Period. You all probably hate me now, but I prefer to donate directly to reputable organizations.

Sticking up for Starbucks, because Starbucks hate is about the easiest thing in the world to do: as I recall, during my time with the company, the chai latte was called just that — a “chai latte.” Like, tea prepared with steamed milk in the manner of a latte. If you’re going to blame someone, blame the unpleasant…

Saying “chai tea” is just like saying “pita bread,” but you didn’t use that example because you hate things that are spread on pita. #TZATZIKI4LYFE

You know when else home values were going to double in a few years and so you better buy now before you can’t afford it? 2006. Ask people who bought them (myself included) how that worked out.