To be fair I am a lady and I haven't taken a shit that has lasted shorter than 10 minutes since I learned how to read. Consuming media while on the toilet has no equal.

Hey lady, don’t lump us all together, I love a long poo break.

Except that’s how her life has always been, and always will be. It doesn’t bother her because why would it? She’s gotten everything because of Dad.

This kind of reporting on the Sony hacks I’m interested in, not a bitchy rundown of Amy Pascal’s grooming products.

that worked faster than I expected

Trolling is a art.

Be afraid Riot and LoL players. Be afraid. A strom of Troll is coming and you will be like Indonesia in Dec. 2004. INUNDATED.

Just noting that so far as product recalls go, Blue Bell’s been setting the standard - they apologized, took (multiple) action(s), and apologized again.

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

Exactly the response I expected.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

To be fair, I have no idea what ‘hand dipped’ means in relation to a shake - whenever I’ve seen a shake made or have made them myself, all the stuff is put into a blender, blended, and then poured into a cup. Nothing that I could conecivably call hand dipped involved. That said, he phrased the question pretty poorly...

Letter From Jesus: tl;dr.

Stories like this are the perfect antidote to stories about cat killing vets or that AWFUL “Letter from Jesus” story I read.

I was once in the emergency room with a loved one when the hospital’s billing service came by and tried to cajole his credit card number out of him just after he’d been given a powerful painkiller.

Rayzin.

I just want to know what an indirect aunt/uncle is.

Aydn, Cayden, Jaden, Brayden, Bella, Emma.

Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.