I moved to Virginia a few months ago from the liberal heaven that is Washington State and it has been really interesting to watch the political process here. Thank you for voting for sanity! McAuliffe is not a great candidate by any means but at least he is not batshit crazy like Cuccinelli. Did you notice how in all…

YES. So right now I have normal Tabasco, Tabasco mild with garlic, Tabasco chipotle, Tabasco green jalapeño, and this Asian style Tabasco all open at once in the fridge.

It's twelve o'clock in Tampa Bay
The home crowd refuses to come in
Josh Freeman is sitting next to me
Drool runnin' down his face and his chin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
Like my passes, incomplete
I wish I could put on my own clothes"

Sing us a song you're…

SKYLER. I did all of this—demeaning my players, blowing fourth-quarter leads, creating a toxic environment—for you and the kids. I did it for the FAMILY

He looks about as excited as Riley Cooper at a Drake concert.

When asked for comment, Samantha's friend Stacy replied:

LEAVE SPACE FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT, HEATHEN YOUTHS.

Imagine typing it a couple hundred times!

I'm shocked super J'Biblical Michelle Duggar never got the "Jacob" memo.

I can not believe this asshole started with "You're not here to talk about your work..." "You're here today because it's our anniversary." WHAT A DICK. Its more likely that she got asked to be on the show to talk about her work and this asshole decided he would showboat. He could have at least waited until she was…

Picture perfect example of how the world still believes that the most important thing in a woman's life is to be married. She has her own interests and accomplishments? Who cares?! She's getting married! Some douchebag is willing to take responsibility for her for the rest of her life! That's all she ever…

Ugh. I'd be so pissed. Obviously the producers (and her boyfriend) assumed that getting engaged/married is the TOP priority in any woman's life, so any annoyance she'd have at not getting to talk about her accomplishments would be overshadowed by the joy of getting married. Blah.

His proposal is all about him "I had a dream that I would meet you and I would be able to propose and I would be able to stand here . . . "

I was going to comment "back door's always unlocked" but then I thought about it and... maybe? HELLO.

All I've seen him in is "The Fall," wherein he played a serial killer. I have no interest in "50 Shades of Grey" but now maybe I'll see it just to pretend he's playing that character.

My dream kitchen and bathroom would be stainless and tile with a drain in the middle and a hose attached to the taps. WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN?!

DANA is why Homeland is now too tedious to watch. I hate her SO MUCH.

LOL, Jesse!