Here's Foodspin's own crab cake recipe. I've had more crabcakes in MD/DC/VA than I could ever hope to count.

Whoa did Cory Monteith die? I didn't know. Nobody had said anything about it. It's like it wasn't being mentioned anywhere so I didn't know.

Except that scrapple, blood sausage and and Irish breakfast are fucking good.

Do you have clean air down there?

I will never not see her as Anne Boleyn.

ummm a.k.a. Anne Boleyn.

Whatever, dude. I just had a male member of a board I've posted on for four years straight-up call me ugly, and I didn't even flinch, even though his own avatar is definitely a 3/10 WOULD NOT BANG situation. Women of the Internet are just used to this stuff. (Also, I am totally adorable.)

This is all I see.

He should have known what he was getting into by joining Twitter and being a person on the internet. It's his own fault really. Also, those glasses are really provocative, so he was definitely asking for attention. Next time, just don't go on Twitter if you don't want to be judged on your looks. What a whore....

I think my most serious ragestroke of the clothing-a-newborn period was the "Brave Like Daddy" onesie. O rly? Brave like Daddy? Not brave like the parent who incubated you in her own damn body for 9 months and then had you cut out of her abdomen while she was still conscious? Not brave like that? Fuck you, Carters.…

Easy solution - buy your girl the boy clothes. I'd much rather have worn a superhero t-shirt than something that says I'm not good at math.

I think the sole reason I hate twitter so much is that it still provides a platform for Donald Fucking Trump. Long after anyone stopped giving a damn, this blowhard asshole of a melting candle before us still has a way to communicate his nonsense to the outside world. Excuse me while I wash the puke out of my mouth.

Pfffft.

Yo, The Donald. You know what I did when I realized I didn't like the iPhone screen size?

I noticed that you left off Jaedan.

Her father's name is Michael. I feel like they missed the boat on 'George Michael'.

I had all my money on Jorge Alejandro! so close!

That's something I didn't know! It makes sense that it wouldn't have aspartame, though, just because it isn't as sweet as most yogurts. Chobani has the right balance of sweetness, in my opinion... it's not sour like Nancy's but it's also not too sweet, plus the texture is way more pleasant to my tastes.

Beautiful summer dresses WITH SLEEVES. Where, oh where, can I get them?!!