Your city is Rapid City, South Dakota. It isn't even really a city. It's a few lights that you might miss driving I-94 on your way past it heading either east or west back to civilization of some sort. I mean, the comparison isn't even apples and oranges. If Detroit is apples, Rapid City is maggots.

Rapid City, SD? Home of Ellsworth Air Force base and the military-industrial complex? You don't have to worry about paying state taxes because your entire state is sucking on the teat of the federal government.

So what you're saying is that there's not going to be a Princess Kayleigh Dakota Chubbs McKenna?

I've got five quid on Neveah.

Joffery (999,999/1)

If it's a boy they are definitely naming him Todd.

Madison (274,000/1)

Allergies freak me out because I know of an adult who was never allergic to peanuts and now he is. So I'm always thinking that spoonful of peanut butter with semi-sweet chocolate chips I'm enjoying could be my last.

Would be cooler if they were real tattoos.

There are no words for how incredibly glad I am that I have no food allergies whatsoever.

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$12 a case.

Any list with Miller Lite above Yuengling is nuts.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Did you eat someone's ass out before you tasted these? This list is an utter travesty.

To compare Yuengling to those other 35 incarnations of stale urine is an insult to the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Hopefully you will celebrate Independence day by fucking off back to England.

>After deciding on DOMA (and after Scaliadroned on for what felt like hours about how gross he thinks gay people are), the Court issued its decision in the Prop 8 case.

"In the polite words of the Virgin Mary, 'Come again?'"

Aaron Hernandez is so lucky, he gets charged with murder just in time for the SCOTUS decision that will allow him to marry whichever man ends up being his prison paramour