WRONG.

Especially compared to Cheez-Its. The white cheddar ones are gaia's gift.

Dipped in Safeway brand guaca-salsa, you bet your goddamned ass.

But what about salt n' vinegar flavored kettle chips!?

Seriously. 3 day old chopped up carrots and broccoli paired with bacon and ranch flavored chemicals shouldn't get a term as classy as "Crudités."

I don't know why, but your comment hit me right and I can't stop laughing.

I haven't seen the movie either, but my roommate summed it up thusly:

Not really - I hate to be that person, but I really preferred the book in terms of executing the overall storyline. The movie isn't really standalone in terms of being the caliber of a psychological thriller like the book. Worth seeing, though, if you're into thrillers.

Because Gone Girl wasn't that great. Sorry; it just wasn't.

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"Goddamit, I HATE the fucking Steelers!"

Yep. I went to college in rural Central PA. It's another world (not a great one).

*Philadelphia prefers not to be associated with the shit-show of a state it is unfortunately located within.

Two weeks ago my sister was napping and awoke to intense stomach cramping and an alarming amount of vaginal bleeding. She went straight to the ER where they told her that her IUD had implanted itself in her uterine lining and had "ripped it." They had to remove it and told her they've been seeing this "a lot" with…

Jesus. I was shitting myself over the fact that Philly's high today is only 18 with a 0 degree windchill. I can't even imagine -54.

I hate that stupid, American, "I'll just tough it out" mentality. My coworkers have been known to come in to the office with all kinds of gross and contagious shit. Stomach viruses, the flu, you name it.

Nope. I have watched all of Archer about 30 times through, along with Futurama, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, etc. And I will continue to do so, because in edition to being enjoyable there is something nice about knowing exactly what's going on and not really having to pay attention.

"The flu is not a big deal" seriously? You do know in 1918 the flu killed 3-5% of the world's population, right?

I can't. I can't. I can't. I won't. I won't.

So...the goal was to make everyone look like an alien?