How is that a victory? You assumed because you were in first class that you could violate FAA regulations just to hang onto your stupid purse? How about getting over yourself, stowing your shit like you're supposed to and dealing with it like the rest of us peons?

Those pills were supposed to be for the horses, dude.

Really, I was wondering if the all caps deal was a dig at Lindy West...

Same. The only thing I could do was loudly give up my seat like an adult human being with the ability to stand up for 10 minutes at a time...

I used to ride the Metro in DC on a daily basis. I have seen grown men in business suits shove heavily pregnant women out of the way so they can get to a seat first SO MANY TIMES.

I got strep throat last week and goddamn if I didn't sit there lamenting all the times I took swallowing for granted.

My sister is an elementary school teacher. In her class this year she has:

It's all in the teeth. He's definitely got those splayed Windsor teeth, just like gramma.

Yeah I finished that story and immediately thought to myself: "I call bullshit." Absolutely no way anyone even remotely in their right mind would just leave a tray of pot cookies out without warning.

Nope. She will not. Neither will anyone else you know and love. Person or animal.

It was...

Deer jerky as a Thanksgiving side. Never change, West Virginia. Never change.

Interesting. I grew up in MD (Anne Arundel) and I've never heard of sauerkraut on Thanksgiving. But both my parents are PA heathens so that's not unusual. We fucking love sauerkraut on NYD though, so I'd be into trying it.

My 10 year was this past summer. I didn't go, but a friend of mine did and ended up sleeping in her car and puked in her cup holder.

Glad to see everyone's bringing their A Game this morning.

Psh Wheat Thins. Everyone knows garlic Triscuits are the money cracker.

Just out of curiosity, what in god's name do you do!? I can't imagine any of the managers at my job staying that late on a holiday (or anyday for that matter), because really our jobs are NOT that important!

Right? And sorrynotsorry but I find Braff to be hella attractive. Always have.

Bye, bye Corbett! On the way out, feel free to take a ride on my suck-stick!

Replying again - She was my delegate when I lived in MoCo a few years ago. I would've loved her to have won the primaries!