I watched that video without sound and it absolutely horrifying.

Scotch is absolutely an acquired taste that not everyone has the patience to acquire. I'm working on it but I'd still rather stick with my full acquired taste for craft beer.

Cooked carrots are of the Devil's hand.

Raw spinach > Lettuce. AND it actually has, like, nutrients in it.

Canned soup too! I love canned soup, organ-shriveling sodium levels and all, but why in tapdancing tit's name are there 2 servings in a single can of soup? Who eats half a can of soup?

Oh man, I feel you on that one. I have no problem not smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol for a week at a time, but going a day without diet Pepsi is killer. AND I drink coffee in the morning, so I'm definitely not wanting for caffeine.

PA isn't Florida, but it's tryin'

This gave me an idea. I will brew a black stout and call it "N-word Lover" People will applaud my hilarity and ingenuity for the rest of my days.

Hey, I live in the DMV and I love me some Raging Bitch. The thought never crossed my mind that it's offensive. Because it's not.

Yes, absolutely! My roommate and I were watching last night and she kept commenting that she had no idea what the everloving fuck was going on. I said the same thing - this season has no plot or focus. It is a weird, random, campy clusterfuck. Which I will continue to watch the shit out of #YOLO

Florida, Alabama, Pennsylvania, and Utah all rolled into one.

"Lena Dunham looks great in her Vogue cover-shoot. But we ALL know that Lena Dunham is a fat ugly troll in real life and could not possibly look this great without heavy Photoshopping - we'll pay you $10K to prove us right!"

That's what I've been thinking since they posted the reward yesterday - did Lena Dunham kick someone at Jezebel's puppy?

I'll pass, thanks.

I love Archer so, so much. If I up and moved to Atlanta today, could I work on the show? I will seriously quit my job this minute and do anything to be a part of it.

Man that sure wasn't the case when I spent my junior year abroad in the UK in 2006. I couldn't believe how drunk those freshers got every. goddamn. night!

I agree that many of them were flawed as the wording was left up to the reader's interpretation.

You had me up until Fred Armisen. I don't know if it's just me or what, but I can't stand him. I can't even explain why. He just...bothers me.

Yeah the rapid tanking of the temperature is what gets me the most. I think it was 55 or so down here in DC this morning when I went to work. I just ran outside for a coffee and I immediately realized I should have worn a coat - it's COLD.