I'm sitting here in DC pleasantly waiting for the Federal Government to shut down tomorrow because it's -15 with the wind chill.

Jesus. And to think my dad regretted taking me to see Twister when I was 9 because I'd freak out every time a thunderstorm rolled through after the fact. Still do, actually.

As a Steelers fan, I'm obviously biased, but any comment on that absolutely bullshit call giving Green Bay the ball back after Pittsburgh blocked their field goal attempt?

I started playing in August 2013 and I'm already on level 147. But you know, it's not a competition or anything so good for you and your 102.

Having just re-watched Love, Actually the other night and remembering it to be infinitely more terrible than the last time I saw it, this was amazing.

Funyuns and seltzer? Psh. Try Triscuits and Diet Coke. The flavored Triscuits; I'm not an animal.

Laura Prepon needs an eyebrow intervention.

For awhile I thought in Cups, Anna Kendrick was singing "you're gonna miss me by my taco" rather than "miss me by my talk, oh"

My group of friends is partial to DADS, as in day-after-drinking shits. A hangover isn't complete until you've had your DADS.

"If you, as the reader, want more action in the third book, then you're no better than the people in the Capital who look forward to the next Hunger Games. The third book, most directly, challenges the reader to confront his/her own desire to watch bloodsport."

Samesies! Just moved from MD in June. I was happy to cast a vote for McAuliffe to keep that tea bagging shitstain out of office.

This was a super interesting article, as it seems everyone and their mother is running a marathon these days.

SHUT UP there's a new Tabasco flavor? I am a hot sauce enthusiast and obssessed with Sriracha and Tabasco's Habanero sauce - just ask my poor, weeping anus.

Oh man, you totally lost me at "slightly different flavor."

Has C.J. Spiller already been nominated for Fantasy Player who Needs to Die a Slow Death? Because JesustittyfuckingChrist that guy's a bust.

Hey, I graduated high school about 15 minutes away from Annapolis High, and WE were allowed to (or at the very least, not stopped from) grind at Prom. However, Prom was the only "school dance" that I attended in 4 years at that school, so it might have been special occasion grinding.

Michael's one of those words where if you read it enough it starts to look really weird...

It's almost like, if a dude has to propose to you in front of all those people, it almost seems purposeful to me because the woman's less inclined to say "no." If you don't think she'll say "yes" when the two of you are alone, should you really be getting married?

OH MY GOD, right!? Brody isn't even with them anymore; their plotlines are irrelevant. Relevant plotlines in Homeland:
-Carrie
-Brody
-Saul/terrorists/CIA
End of list.
Not Dana Brody runs off with creepy depressed kid for teenage sex-fest.