Yep. There's a reason why the first step is admitting you have a problem. If you're not actively interested in your own recovery, you're not going to recover. In that sense, court-ordered rehab is pretty useless.

Back when Facebook groups were a thing, I belonged to one for breast reduction information. There were all kind of pre/post-op pictures on there. How the hell do they get a pass while the mastectomy pictures get deleted?

Print media is dying, everyone knows it. This cover did exactly what it was supposed to do: garner attention.

I thought the same thing when I read this on CNN earlier. What is it about surgeons using surgical glue during sugery that's so compelling?

The fact that this story has made national headlines is a perfect example of how the media over-sensationalizes and misleads the public.

I got the impression that the author was trying to be overly sarcastic and witty and...kind of...failed.

Rebublican. Re BUB li can.

I never thought twice about sharing make-up. And then my sister's entire sorority came down with pinkeye after sharing eyeliner and mascara. Now the thought of it just makes me want to...guuuuuh. Gross.

One of my favorite/most hated books from when I was a kid.

Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke > Crack Cocaine > Crystal Meth > Diet Mtn Dew

Same. I'm in Arlington and haven't seen or heard one. Neither have my parents in Annapolis or friends in Takoma Park. But my sister and brother-in-law down in Pax River say they're swarming.

I live in Arlington. In an old-ish and wooded neighborhood. I have seen nary a cicada.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of MY PANTS FILLING WITH SHIT!

Just focus on all the horrible monsters that Australia houses. That should make you forget about plane anxiety!

Maybe they'll finally solve the mystery of which one of them is Pitch Perfect!

I agree completely. I developed terrible anxiety in college. The medication really helped calm me down enough that I could learn to manage it on my own. Mostly with self-rationalization, which basically just involves me yelling at myself in my own head (you're fine!). That technique never would've worked before I…

"Anyone find that Celexa makes them pack on weight like there's gonna be a famine?"

This, and the oddly substantial number of people on the Metro who "rap along" to whatever they're listening to while wearing headphones.

It boggles my mind that in this day and age, people don't understand that these aren't pets; they're essentially tools.

Why, suddenly, does it seem like everything Lena Dunham does and says should be taken with reverence? I feel like every other Jezebel article name drops her in some way. Who the hell is she?