Why, suddenly, does it seem like everything Lena Dunham does and says should be taken with reverence? I feel like every other Jezebel article name drops her in some way. Who the hell is she?

Why, suddenly, does it seem like everything Lena Dunham does and says should be taken with reverence? I feel like every other Jezebel article name drops her in some way. Who the hell is she?

Why, suddenly, does it seem like everything Lena Dunham does and says should be taken with reverence? I feel like every other Jezebel article name drops her in some way. Who the hell is she?

Yeah, when I pre-ordered, Verizon gave me the option to keep my unlimited plan. Maybe I can keep grandfathering myself in for all eternity...doubtful though.

Yeah, I couldn't tell whether or not she was serious when she said that the lady's "White men CAN jump!" comment didn't make any sense...

I've watched the show a few times (shameshameshame) and I agree. He totally snarks on all of them right to their faces. I think the Kardashians need a lot more people like Scott Disick in their lives...

Yeah, Adele is conflicting to me. I like her voice and her style, but all of her songs are so overplayed that I find them infuriating. I think Rolling in the Deep is the only one I've actually liked...you know, the first 100 times I heard it in one day.

This is a relief. My Droid 2 is fading fast, and I pre-ordered the Galaxy S III from Verizon a few days ago. The reviews from Europe and Asia were good and this phone looks way too fancy-pants for me to pass up.

I'm fairly certain she's a troll. God help us all if she's not. But some of the responses her Tweets get are even worse than what she actually writes. She Tweeted:

I have seen one too many Discovery Health documentary where some jogger in California gets their face ripped off by a mountain lion to be happy about this.

From the link: "Designer Anders Nordby created this Chess Wine set which looks cool as hell, but we’re not sure how practical it is. You can’t drink all that!"

Interesting. I didn't realize there was a difference - I thought wasabi was some sort of horseradish concoction. Wikipedia tells me that I've probably never had "true" wasabi though, since it's rare outside of Japan. The more you know *rainbow*

I just gasped audibly then shuddered. "Gaaahhhhhhh" is the only appropriate word I can think of to describe how that makes me feel!

Bumper-to-bumper. I can't even handle it, hahaha.

That blows. My first teen job (shampoo girl in a hair salon) was god-awful, but then I got a job at a local coffee shop and worked there throughout my senior year of high school and the summer before college. Not only did I have some great times there, it cultivated a love for REAL coffee - not that overpriced…

Yeah, she was their manager right around the time the Pumpkins went from 90s grunge to...post-gothic weirdness? Apparently they had a huge argument over that weird leather dress Billy insisted on wearing during performance. She thought it looked ridiculous. Kudos, Sharon.

I'm not even following what Corgan is upset about. I was a huuuuuuuuge Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan fan in high school, but he's turned into such a twat I can't even pretend to like them anymore.

Yeah, I read that, too. Did they ever find a body? It seems weird that they could convict in Australia without a body. But I guess circumstantial convictions are made in the US, too.

*how did the coroner DETERMINE

Retta, I've always suspected that I love you. That tweet definitely confirmed it.