a poem for jeb:

Despite their differences, both guys went home after the match and had their dicks sucked by dogs.

are any of you concerned about the impending threat of singularity and the fact that robots hate blogs?

Kindergarten Cop a Feel

+1

+ 1 you piece of shit

Based on his proclivity for ankle strains, i’m gonna have to guess that Steve Francis does know a thing or two about rolling joints.

This is my favourite recurring feature on the gawker network besides “you’ll never guess who is gay and how easy it is to destroy that person’s life”

*antoine walker stares at dead bird*

*farts*

can you believe how small Brett Favre’s penis is?

Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”

On the bright side, the town will paint white lines in the middle of the street to honour both Len Bias and Malik Sealy.

+1

Jason Puncheon... he went for a shit.

i miss AJ

WHAT DID SHE WEAR?

oh I’m sure the ex-kicker/mmorpg fanatic speaking tour pays plenty

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I for one have sympathy for Mayweather knowing that while imprisoned he was assigned to library duty.