cobra, brah!
Jan 19 2017

heck, if basketball doesn’t work out, somewhere, there’s a cat stuck in a tree and an Antoine Walker on an empty stomach

Nov 7 2016

“Oi, my apologies for those utterly distasteful images.... filthy lucre that, anyways, where were we? ahhh right, so, if you’re having your dick sucked by a dog......”

Aug 28 2016

When asked for his opinion on the revoked offer, Holtz said, “muhhhh buhhhh fruhhhh suhhh”

Aug 4 2016

at least these Scots controlled their own destiny when it came to leaving Europe

Aug 2 2016

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

Mar 31 2016

this article vaguely reminds me of my college football related granny sex erotic fan fiction story titled “Poor effort see Ol’ Miss bust a Nutt”

Mar 23 2016

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

Mar 20 2016

holy fuck, not to be pedantic but you're annoying: it's a joke, and the W I reference has been added to the front of the name. you're welcome

Mar 20 2016

I’m glad the other guy took the W, if only because i have no idea how to pronounce Wgwiazdowski

Mar 9 2016

Similarly, when the Sixers traded Shawn Bradley to the Nets for Derrick Coleman, DC said he was happy with the missionary’s position.