ha

When nature calls, you don't let it go to voicemail.

What's worse, the guy didn't even get to deliver the pizza as nobody answered the door. I guess somebody didn't go to the School of Hard Knocks.

Slow day at work?

Seems kinda insensitive to do this do deaf kids, but hey, I'm not the NCAA.

+1

A Mockingbird To Remember (1960)

The headline features two items that assume I have access to running water and I find this both presumptuous and discriminatory.

yes

I'm concussed and unable to answer your question.

+1

"Thank you for calling the NFL's crisis management hotline. Please carefully listen to the following menu: if you've witnessed the tampering or doctoring of an official NFL football, press 1. If you are an ex-NFL player and are currently experiencing debilitating health issues associated with head trauma, please enter…

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+1

Sure looks like the lessons at Jason Kidd's Driving Academy have paid off.

hey, dont blame me. i tried with all my might to get starred on Fleshbot in 2011. no dice my man

oh hey, the gangbang has been moved to Jalopnik... you have to have a cool car, with like special wheels and stuff

"90 seconds ?? That's not even enough time to wash your hands"

Bloody hell.