sounds like somebody needs a shoulder to crayon

"Our commitment to photography hasn't changed" said the magazine's director of photography, beneath the bridge he now calls home.

Emmitt Smith: Altar balls? What in the hell?

Samer, I've noticed that the two of you seem to have a shared interest. Anything you want to tell us?

In terms of outfits that help reveal tiny dicks, this finishes a distant second to a Penn State Football coaches polo.

No wonder it was overlooked, Roger Goodell got a memo that read Moisten Needle and Insert and he promptly ignored it assuming it was another angry note from his wife.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

To be fair, the cops were alarmed that Herman's airbag had been deployed. How were they to know that it was in fact his ear.

Say what you will about Roger Goodell, but I think it's pretty neat he signs each ball.

+1

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

bwahahah

"His draft stock may plummet, but Christ on a bike is his chicken stock to die for."

im the guy with the lisp wearing my nan's housecoat

water bottles

On the bright side, there will be songs by the campfire tonight and Bartolo Colon is making s'mores.

If I remember correctly, during Donovan's first of two loans with Everton there was a period when he was the club's best player for a month. That said, and not to take away from his accomplishments, but I reckon the best examples of Americans playing in Europe is yet to come as we wait for Zelalem, J0hannsson and…

There's a spot on the couch if you need it, but i should warn you, the couch pulls out, i don't :)

What specifically about Landon Donovan's career, both in the MLS and his brief stints abroad at Everton and in Germany, "blows" Greg's thesis — which isn't actually a thesis but an accurate and objective wrap-up of Altidore's career-to-date — out of the water? Not stirring the pot here, just rather curious.

First, Burger King buys Tim Hortons. Then, Greg Howard claims Canada as "home". What's next, you Yanks gonna get good at hockey too?