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Post game celebrations continue in Ohio State's dressing room.

Paterno will get his 111 wins back, but there's two things those boys never will: their innocence and their underpants.

Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

Fifth Finger Discount

You guys gonna outsource posts on how to be a sex expert??

His jumpers are eerily similar to that of the girl from NBC's Hang Time.

- He's friends with Tom Scocca

[Inside The NBA on TNT staff enter a local grocery store]

Swift's life has been spiralling downwards for awhile now. It looks like it may have finally reached the bottom.

Agreed. I live a block away and would be happy to take Will there for dinner on the Gawker dime.

"Brush your teeth"

Lemon: There seems to be quite the disconnect between common Muslims and those who misinterpret the Koran and other facets of Islam to the point of radical fundamentalism.

This certainly defies the Teamster mantra of "Nobody works, nobody gets hurt".

+1

this made me cackle, +1

"Hey Ricky, you've got a call. Says her name is Gretta. Gretta Newjob."

Well, it's about time MMA had something to sully its image.

Q: hey doug, why did the Americans have some much trouble counting our Canadian change?

"Jeez buddy have some decency and cover that thing"

Good news for Dion, there are a bunch of other shitty waiters in Oklahoma City and they all work at Applebee's.