Alternate headline:

But.. It’s a baby girl, why didn’t they name her Iwoman?

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

JUAN, YOU ...... ARE THE FATHER!

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

“Seems like a nice young man!” was my actual thought. I’m 25. Jesus.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

I can’t get over this still. It’s just so god damned depressing, pretty iconic imo

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Softball Catcher would slice and dice Nick Emery. And then she would do it again!

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

This is just the manifestation of the lifelong, crushing sadness of a Browns fan. Sometimes it leaks out.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Top fucking notch.

I used to deliver pizza with a guy who did an amazing Lou Brown impersonation. Every time one of the pizza makers would do an especially extravagant dough toss, this guy would chime in with that quote. Never failed to crack me up.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

.....You support a rapist who looks like King Koopa.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

*refs hurriedly wipe black and yellow jizz off chins*