-2 testicles

Never ever.

I think it’s somewhat comparable to Jeter’s last at-bat.

Watched this live last night. The best part about the home run was how shocked Lester looked after the fact. You could tell he was thinking, “I can’t believe that skinny motherfucker just took me deep.”

“Come on Springer, get into the damn dance move! Don’t give me this olé bullshit!”

Guys, I’m just so happy baseball is back.

Just giving that GLORY BOY pitcher what he deserves!

Peeps killed Jesus.

+1 Third Leg

The California Penal League.

Absolutely. You just know she comments on AOL articles too.

The funniest part of the GoFundMe page are all of the infuriated people who think it’s real.

Don’t forget Jason Campbell!

Blue Jays front office:

Dalton put out a call for assistance, but getting the bags back felt like a long shot.

Never gets old, Joey.