From ESPN:

Awesome for us.

+2 Assault Charges

Using only team batting average to evaluate an entire team’s performance is asinine.

Oh man, my daughter had an issue with that too. For about 10 consecutive baths, she shit in the tub. Chasing poop particles through soapy bath water is so surprisingly difficult.

*Puts on Fortunate Son*

That’s impressive Dadding.

I agree, vomit is still pretty awful. Mostly because of how bad you feel for your kid.

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

I grew up in a city with an AL team, and now live in a city with an NL team. Having attended many games for both teams, I prefer the DH. Like Barry said, as interesting as it is to see NL strategy and pitchers attempting to hit, it’s much more exciting to see some gargantuan DH at the plate cranking dingers.

And the NFL Championship they won in 1945 as the Cleveland Rams!

When Bernie Kosar is concerned about your drinking, you definitely have a problem.

Pat Shurmur is probably a viable option. Ahh the memories.

12 Dogs of Christmas by Thirsty Dog is my favorite winter beer, followed by Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

Brah looks like a happy Ivan Drago!

The New Browns lost to the Old Browns in perhaps the Brownsiest way imaginable.

Rocky IV ranked #6?!