That’s what we call throwing the dick off the ball.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

I love Frankie Lindor so much. So much talent and he has so much fun playing. I bet there’s an old timey sports writer just waiting to angrily shake his head at this “disrespect for the game.”

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As a dad with a 4 year old, I have rediscovered coloring and I would gladly color with her at any opportunity. I asked my wife just this weekend after coloring a pretty rad rocket ship (the kid did a nice bee) why we stop coloring in the first place. I find it calming (sit, focus, make small decisions that are…

This rings true. For me, painting oil on canvas has always been cathartic. Add to that some of your favorite music and it does wonders.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

You’re not just thinning the value of something you’ve already got by applying it too often and too far, which is currently the case across the temporal board.

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

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I’m sure Hamilton probably was like: “there’s no way it’s going out, i might as well try for a legger”.

Thank you for this insightful view into the mind of a hillbilly psychopath.

Any and God damnit I mean any—grown man that brings a glove to a game needs to be dragged out on the field and whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.

I’m back to calling grown men who show up to baseball games looking kind of dorky and wearing old baseball gloves “potentially endearing” depending on their behavior.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I prefer to use the Julian calendar.

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.