Seeing as he has a year left on his contract and they can franchise him twice (effectively 3 years) do you really think he sits out 3 years?  C’mon now

Except they were one shitty call away from being 3-1 by going for the win instead of the tie.

To be fair it’s that Khan do attitude that’s gotten him this far.

I mean you’re kind of asking for it when your position is aptly titled “striker”.

Who’s dad is this and who’s maintaining the grille?

Yeah those silly yankees with their prior institutionalized slavery.

That would be a thesaurus you were looking for there bud.

Stick to sprots!

I thought I clicked on the Onion for a second.

I don’t know why people think soccer can’t make into national consciousness here in the U.S.  Seems like it’d fit right in if we forgot about the sports portion of it.

Real estate agent here.  You don’t even take the listing in the case.  Fuck them for doing as such and if the agent knew about it then he should have his license revoked.

Well it’s nice to see the women can at least operate on the same level of douche baggery as their male counterparts occasionally.

As a kid I absolutely adored this ride. As a college kid I got a blowjob while on the ride.

New boot goofin. 

Hey now leave polarized lenses out of this.

God this was the worst movie I think I was ever forced to watch.  I get your supposed to turn your brain off for movies like this but apparently the directors just decided to throw theirs out.

Because they’ll never so no, because of the implication.

Give Barry the O-Line Emmitt had in front of him for the majority of his career and there wouldn’t even be a discussion.

Hey sucks I took your life so early.  Here’s a random number that popped up (7-13) as consolation.  Your welcome. - God.

The announcer could’ve just stopped at “It never makes sense”.