Oh, he definitely struts.

Considering I’m not the one freaking out on the internet, in no way, shape or form do I need to relax. But that’s not really the point. The point is to give people some insight as to where this guy is in the legal process, since the author did a piss-poor job of explaining it, and in fact suggested (wrongly and…

This notion that drunkenly misjudging a situation and coming on to a girl who isn’t into it is somehow the root of all sexual harassment needs to fucking die in a fire. I’ve made a drunken fool of myself and been rebuffed by women more times than I’d like to put a number to, but I remain a free man through the magical…

Plethora. Too much, eh? (I’m not crazy about myriad, either, as long as we’re talking about excessive ways to say “a bunch.”)

Also, not sure if it’s the case all over the country, but there is still nothing that will fill a dance floor faster in Northern California than the DJ dropping Ditty. Paperboy is the shit.

She said something thoughtless and stupid, but does that make her a racist? 

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

The KKK has applications? Who the fuck would they turn down?

“Qualifications?”

“Stampeding Cattle.”

“That’s not much of an offense.”

“Through the Vatican.”

I’ve always been intrigued by the notion of ethically killing animals. I mean, very few things humans do is worse than stalking, then chasing the weakest/youngest from the herd as it terrifyingly tries to get away only to be knocked down and strangled to death, likely while it’s entire family watches on from a safe…

Sorry but I’m gonna be that guy, I want Bron and this shit to blow up badly. Never has one great player done so much to stack the deck in his favor. For real why don’t we just trade everyone to The Lakers to help ol Bron. Yeah we should all feel good that a black man like Rich Paul is doing so well but Bron keeps on…

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

This is the kind of story that my 65 year old mother-in-law will see on Fox News and, sans context, will use as a reason to chastise me every time she hears about our family using an Uber ever again.

They won FOUR Stanley Cups over an 11 year period, and damn near a 5th in 2009 (also lost one in 1995, and had the best regular season ever in 1996). It was a pretty historic run. I don’t think anyone feels it’s a birthright, but they were consistently VERY GOOD for a very long time. So yeah, I guess the fans got a…

Check out Umphrey’s McGee, they fucking rock.

As a Michigander, while I get the point, I also don’t want to erase white people from Flint. They are probably at least a third of the current population - probably more. And no one has cared about them in the whole thing, either. I’d really like to see people with takes on the town do better and more nuanced ones. Ple…

Fuck off with the Pistons hate. Giannis vs Drummond is gonna be fun as hell to watch.

‘Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man’ is a great song.

“crippling debt.” Uh, sure. For the rest of his career he’s having every cent of his schooling paid for. I would have gladly had to have to had taken out one year of loans to get three full years paid for in return. Instead our current payment plan has us student loan free when I turn 61 (and we got aid), AND the…