Congrats on writing the most cliched comment of the year.

As the man said, get Verizon’s dick out of your mouth.

It never fails; the obligatory “Oh I see, so that’s how it’s going to be.....”

Not surprised.

Each June, I fire up my lawn mower with the previous September’s gasoline still sitting in the mower’s fuel tank.

Amen that. This show is beyond stupid.

Shiney, happy people you got there....

Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh.

Operative word here being "assholes". So true. That's what they are.

There's nothing more satisfying than digging out an ear-itch with nice fluffy Q-tip.

Remember COD before it became Call of Unreal Halo Tournament? Its whole premise was that it was geared towards realism in a way no other FPS had done or attempted. Now it's just another hyperactive crap hole. Next!

Who could forget the great remake of "Mchale's Navy" with Tom Arnold?

No, it was definitely WWII.

Keeee-reist, wtf is wrong with that country. They just continue to regress to the land that sensibility forgot. Sorry, but Poot-poot makes Rick Perry look like a genius.

One majorly fucked up country run by a the world's biggest douchebag.

Just when all looks lost, girl sees seagulls way off in the distance; hope springs eternal! Then, next thing you know, it's "Hey, where'd that island come from?". We're saved! Yay! Let's have a cool-kids only beach party.

'Falling Ratings'.

"Most people" love to go in an negotiate and haggle with car salesmen? BS. It's a step above root canal surgury at best; nobody, but nobody enjoys playing "the game" with car salesmen. What a crock.

Exactly; dowse the music so we can hear the 'splosions and shit.

Mine too