Throttling is harm. Get your lips off Verizon’s dick.

We’re talking about a fantasy ode to an image of piracy that never actually existed. How does not including selling women in this deny the past or present existence of sex slavery

Hey, this movie was probably shot a year ago and has been in post-production ever since. If you expect it to be freshly shot to suit the trend of the moment it would never be released. No movie would ever be released if they had be reshot to suit the the latest trend in diversity, Sexual orientation or sleeve length…

I’ll be that guy (this time). Why should any artist, at all, give a rat’s ass what the chattering classes want him to create? Burton primarily recreates a gloomy vision of his childhood in lily white suburbia in his movies - it’s the story he knows how to tell.

Pasty white, gloomy gothic seems the default style for Tim Burton films.

I made it two episodes into the second season then just stopped. Ugh. It just got worse and worse with each episode.

That was the worst episode of the worst show on television.

This show is terrible, and I probably would refuse money to watch it, but I will read any and every post authored by The Dome. Kudos.

Welcome to the Hotel Wayward Pines.

Speaking of transformations, just happened to see this pic of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, who now looks like a 40 something divorcee.

I thought she was turning into a bratz doll

Stylist myself. Nothing says “Bitch get out of my chair” quite like Big Bird yellow hair.

Yeah...that margarine hair, those severe cheekbones, that Joker smile...it’s not good. And she really needs bangs. She’s practically thinning on top. The worst part is, she probably reads all this criticism about her appearance and consoles herself with the “knowledge” that we’re all “just jealous.” She probably…

Oh, how it sucks to be the fat, lonely friend.

Not to be immature but, Glasscock County? Glasscock County?

Best part about this video was the complete absence of bass-thumping music that's always present in go pro-esque videos.

Isha, I'm going to let you in on a secret. The two week break isn't for the kids. It's for the poor teachers who have to deal with those assholes for a living.

I would vote for The Longest Day, for its vast sweep. The battle by the Free French to take the town of Ouistram at the end is extremely exciting. When the film was being made, so many actual troops were loaned to the producers as extras that it was claimed 20th Century Fox had become a major military power.

By not living in Russia.

When I went to New York City for the first time (and only time), I followed their path, but was totally bummed out by the fact that Coney Island (Wonder Wheel) was shut down...still I walked the beaches, and flipped a knife just like Swan...you dig?