"If you need this advice, how do you even have a job?" Wait; are you actually saying that some people don't get hired for their looks? C'mon.

The COD series innovation and new ideas well ran dry two releases ago; the best we can expect now are character twists.

If I were her older brother, I'd rip that douche's fuzzy fuckin' catapillar eyebrows off and then make him eat em'.

Piranha-cane (hurricane of Piranhas)

The guy dancing in the camo's looks like he's doing some mad version of Elaine Benice's thumb-dance.

A-fucking-men to that.

Rutgers' upper level administration, like that of a lot of colleges and universities, is emblematic of the Peter Principle in full force: numbnuts rising to their supreme levels of incompetence. Having worked in higher ed adminstration, this kind of dumbassery as exhibited by the search committee and the school…

If you've been given your walking papers from work, then do yourself and your self-esteem a favor and go tell your employer to fuck themselves. The one time I didn't, I regretted it (still do); the next time around, I did. And, I stand by it and putll it out everynow and then when I need to remember I am my own man.…

Aye-fucking-men that.

The W-Y logo is on his t-shirt

Those hands. "Look at me, Fido: I. Love. You. Okay?"

Miley's inspiration?

BSh-t. You know you have guest coming; stick around. Common sense.

I don't have to be in pain and shoe-less to know stupidity when I see it. "...don't judge" -my ass.

Nominate this story for a Jezzy in the 'best post of the year' category.

Most over-used phrase of 2012: "We get it".

Just tell me when start shootin'....

I see the bottom half of a german hand-grenade ('potato-masher').

A-fuckin-men to that, brothah!

So, he's "like" a crazy conservative or he 'is' a crazy conservative? Which is it?