Stoplight creepers are annoying for sure. Just because you moved your car onto the cross walk isn’t going to make the light change any faster, people. And even if it did it’s still really rude to the pedestrians crossing.

I still get angry thinking about when I found out a step-parent dipped into the college fund for Furbies. (Also somewhat explaining my intense, unbridled hatred for the things.)

I was honestly anticipating some ridiculous legal fight, all ready to go “FFS China” but instead we get good ol’ fashioned customer fist fights... yay?

I kinda wish wood trim would be a thing again. I don’t mean plaster the whole side in some kind of veneer or whatever, but rather just use it as a little bit of extra trim as a nod to past models.
(I did a super quick photoshop job, using a Grand Cherokee.)

Brigitte is what made me stop playing, and it sounds like everything has just kinda kept going that way (though Ashe sounds kinda neat...)

This automatic Clubman is a 3,486-pound car

It looked worse before the facelift:

Apple butter on waffles, with crushed walnuts or almond slices. Mmmm.

My favorite is encountering people who don’t know what apple butter is (DELICIOUS) and then after hearing the explanation are just like “so why not call it apple sauce.”

That’s funny. My girlfriend would rather I not use the term “nut juice”...

What were we talking about again?

BUT MY TRIBALISM

10 minutes late to make this joke myself. Take your star >:c

Yeesh, I know Land Rovers are all about climbing hills but I didn’t expect it to escalate that quickly.

I’m going to be totally honest, I’m sold on this solely for the inclusion of hills.

I love how GOP representatives will go out of their way to actively trample over the lives of so many people, yet the moment anyone calls them out on their horrible shit they can’t take being inconvenienced by a single person.

I’m surprised I don’t see more of these, considering all the zombie apocalypse shit you see.

Me, seeing headline: “lol we should build a wall of razor wire, am I right?”

Me, seeing the reality:

A lightly used Lexus GS.

Reliable/Low maintenance: Check
AWD: Check
Tech: Check
Driver Aids: With this budget we’re looking at older models, so there’s a good chance of getting one without too much of the more recent driver aids.

Looks good next to a ‘Vette: Debatable, but you can get one before it got TOO freaky with the…

You guys act like this thing gets significantly worse mileage than a similarly sized sedan, when really the numbers are “good enough” for most people.

It’s a good thing it can haul so much ass, because that’s the only good looking part of it.