Whenever Life in Aggro does a comic where the layout isn’t an overly designed clusterfuck, I don’t recognize it right away.

This is one of the things I’d time travel to tell my younger self. (Hey 7yr old me thought it was smart)

Yes I would like to purchase one Leg Obliterator S3, please.

*Foxtrot Alpha sits in the corner, quietly crying to itself*

Putting gas in your FiST:

Okay, but then an automaker would make an amphibious crossover and kill off the amphibious minivan for not making enough money. People would bemoan the lack of variety in the amphibious vehicle market as a result, while assholes will constantly inform everyone that companies make money that is their job.

Well I’m glad we can still get ice cold bottles of apple juice at the friendly neighborhood bar. They even put them in green bottles, what a cute touch!

And now with all these letters in hand, I summon ZONULAR, THE BONUS ONE!

Remember, where there’s nukes...

*cough*

We need a modern-day equivalent of Steve McQueen to drive a lovely, brown, contemporary Ferrari around.

No, this is:

That sounds like a scary test drive. Even if I liked the car I would’ve looked elsewhere just because of how uncomfortable the guy was making everyone.

I hope that book covers what to expect when you’re expecting a teenage driver.

I like the proportions. At least that size it gets to stop pretending to be styled like a tall/stretched up car.

Just makes me think of a really loud and expensive version of when you’re in second grade and kids brag about being XX% whatever tribe as a way to be “cool”

That’s for when the kids come back as adults.

Bangor, Maine? Shit, Stephen King monsters are escaping the book world!

“And I would’ve got away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling senpai.”

I like candy corn in small doses. It’s kind of a nice little add on for certain autumn deserts, just crushed and sprinkled on. Plus I love fall colors and earthy colors in general and candy corn has that going for it just by default.