I feel like I need a tetanus shot after reading this.

In a nutshell, yes.

I want to see this bite Ford hard enough to have to receive a bail-out, just to shut up all those “well FORD didn’t need a bailout” types.

Okay but can I put hats on my cards?

I always wanted to get a V6 Mustang and give it a “Meh 1" badge.

I’m not super into pin-up girls. So.

Okay. But Volkswagen already has Audi for that.

Not to devalue your comment but cotd pretty much functions like that to the point where it kinda loses meaning :I

Was anyone else anticipating some comment about cannibal rednecks?

I don’t really understand why so many compacts try to “move upmarket” especially when there is already a premium brand within the company for that. Like shouldn’t VW be putting more of an effort into making the A3/A4 compete with the 3-series?

“Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
*15 minutes of un-moving traffic later*

Only the choosiest moms base car purchases off ring times.

I still think the show should be renamed “Roseanne Minus Roseanne” but whatever. Bye Felicia.

Better photo:

Bioshock Infinite was a masterpiece in storytelling, you fools!

Ew, ew ew. Why is it that so many religious figures turn out to be super creepy and gross people. Like oh sure I’m going to Hell for not going to church on Sunday but you go right ahead and grope up all those young people and have your secret, coke-fueled gay orgies.

My first car, a 1990 Honda Prelude 4ws (I got it in 2010 so it was not a nice car by then.) I got it in a shady deal arranged by my family to “teach me a lesson” (something about patience and how first cars aren’t meant to be nice/cool/fun.) but I still miss it sorely. I still want to learn how to fix cars and restore…

I beat Return to Castle Wolfenstein like five times already, I’m pretty sure I can be a congressperson.

Is that the actual game or just that retro 2D one? Because man I regret Mighty Gunvolt (regular Gunvolt is ok even if I never beat it lol)

My sorry bum is unemployed/freelancing-to-keep-lights-on,  but I got a $30 gift on the grounds I treat myself. What -SHOULD- I play this weekend? (preferably 3DS but also PC)