Watching the GIF in the header:

I’ve often pondered this with my bro and his wife. They’re vegan so I assume their newborn (well, now a year old) daughter is being raised similarly. I have no qualms over it but I just hope she’s happy and healthy and when it comes time to mixing it up with other kids doesn’t get in to too many awkward situations.

I feel bad for the poor janitor* just doing a good job and then a bunch of total strangers bitching at him for it.

But... But police will see your color more! And the insurance will go up!

*SPOILER ALERT*

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like a company’s sedans should be more sporting and the crossovers be more comfort-oriented. While there’s room for a little of both in a lineup (like your biggest, flagshippiest sedan or your smallest, basically-a-car crossover) It would definitely play to each segments advantages…

Jeep Wrangler Moab Edition. But though its name may imply the ultimate in rock crawl-ability, the equipment list is geared more towards comfort

I feel like a Japanese company would pick a better phrase than “urban meteor”

I suggest model building. It would definitely give some insight on build quality and fit & finish

There’s an awful lot of big factories and companies in the south, for better or worse. It’s not like it’s “dirt farm USA” like a lot of people might expect (that’d be the Midwest and Great Plains regions.) I don’t think it’d be a “poor-ass” country, sadly.

Can we still tear down statues? Also I’m morbidly curious as to just how awesome that might or might not feel.

Man fuck Pence, and also Sessions while we’re at it. This whole Trump fiasco is so unprecedented, I feel like his entire crew should be flushed down the toilet and a fresh start be in order. But that would be so disruptive and take too long at the speed of government, plus something about the constitution I’m sure,…

Think of it as a canary of sorts. If they ever stop tweeting, you’ll know something’s really wrong.

Neutral: Sometimes I’m really glad I have next to no social media account/presence. Aside from my silly comments here all I have is a Linkedin and a blog that I’ve reworked into a portfolio website (and ONLY that.)

It sounds like a dad joke gone horribly wrong.

2 months later:
“lol psyche! Also Buick is dead and the Escalade is the only Cadillac now.”

It’s kind of like when a Weird Al song is more popular than the song it’s parodying (Who’s Paradise?) Or how Duke Nukem is the “chew bubblegum” guy (the game even gets the source quote wrong lol.)

Sous-vide. It combines asphyxiation with drowning AND boiling. Plus it takes so long that we can easily go about our day like nothing’s happening, so it’s also convenient!