Just for this crap, I want a photo of Elon Musk crying all One Piece style. But over something silly like a ruined suit or some one saying his facial hair looks like he glued pubes to his face. Just that one normally minor inconvenience just breaking him. I want that inconvenience to be his Ace or his Fisher Tiger or…

after news of chief executive Sergio Marchionne’s departure.

Someone should have done that to Ohio ages ago, but please take me with you first. (I’d move if I could afford it, but in my defense I’ve tried...)

*emits a quiet monotone scream that intensifies greatly*

Are bike racks a lot rarer than I think, or what? I mean people are probably going to be inconsiderate dumb asses regardless but that’d be a start.

I’m not into pin-up girls but here’s a Monaco regardless

Wow that is super fucked up.

In the context of “sport-utility-vehicle” sport means outdoor sport like fishing, hunting, hiking, kayaking, etc. Vehicles like the Land Rover Defender, IH Scout, Bronco, Trailblazer, original Cherokee, etc. Though that’s not so much the case with most consumers anymore the segment can still function in that capacity…

Okay you know what you can’t make an impractical crossover and then act like you made a sports car out of it or something; fuck you.

Prepare your asses, Republicans. Shit’s about to get civil in here.

You ever see the movie Society? That happens in reverse(it makes sense in context,) the movie itself is still pretty on the nose with today’s social climate too.

By the way thank you for using the right “vein”

Introducing smart dirt! By using recycled phones we are able to hook your phone up to the dirt so you can have information on the quality of your dirt and share this info with other farmers via the cloud- a dust cloud if you will!

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

*Christian Rock plays in the distance*

Fucking hell, now they’ll REALLY ramp up the whole “videogames cause violence” schtick.

I didn’t even realize I had read the Life in Aggro strip because the layout and placement actually made sense for a change.

Kelli Ward at the funeral:
*coffin is like an inch into the ground*

*LOUDLY CLAPS HANDS* “So, dibs on his chair? Anyone? Just me?”

El Gordo Freemang, who was Gordon Freeman’s pen pal, was one day in office taking siesta at laptop computer...

(also damn, now I feel old)

LOL JUST KIDDING GUYS *WINK* 420 LAWL