It might be able to fit some size of plywood or tow some measure of weight, but lets see if that electric appliance has what it takes to haul my fragile ego and insecurities.

So that’s what Red Herring’s been up to...

Wants: American, V8, not terrible on gas

Neutral: I’m so glad I don’t have twitter, but getting fired from my job would make it a thousand times worse if I did.

I used to work at a printing company and there was one guy who would vape inside just to be all “hurhur no flames its safe, pussies” Oh so rebellious you’re sarcastically observing fire safety in a room full of paper products~

WULL some people like that! That’s how cars used to be in America! Those SUVs are the only thing we have left for “true” American cars! This is why I drive one, also I tow a boat and a family and a dog all the time always!

That seems like such a superfluous feature. Cars aren’t THAT big inside, god damn. It’s not a bus or even a 15-passenger van or whatever.

I’m -veeeeerry- much not a FCA fan like, at all, but I think the Durango is a really great compromise between a traditional truck-y SUV and the more car-like crossovers. I wish it got a little more attention outside of “HNNNGH BIG V8 HELL PUNCH *TIM ALLEN GRUNT*” but then again I feel that way about FCA products in…

Will vaping ever be seen as cool/rebellious in the way smoking once was? Whether that belief was genuine or a marketing ploy is a topic for another time.

He gave all of his crony friends those TF2 rings. *DANAAAN*

As the rambunctious Mustang is caught playing by the stalking Panther, a struggle ensues. But just as quickly as it began it ends, the panther mysteriously letting go of its prey amidst the fight for survival. Perhaps as if sensing a kindred spirit.

Nah that’s fair.

I’d be more offended at how dumb the joke is. Honestly the whole thing just seems really fucking stupid. It would’ve been funny if it were relating to Detroit: Become Human, just because of how appropriately ham-fisted the ““joke”” would be.

The worst part is he didn’t see it coming.

Man, imagine how cathartic it must feel to tear down such a statue. Mmmm~

So it makes the Camaro more practical AND easier to see out of WITHOUT making it into a ridiculous crossover? Damn, sign me up!

It wasn’t the longest traffic jam, but one day I got stuck in a traffic jam when I was trying to hurry home because my flu went super saiyan on me out of nowhere. It was 70 degrees out but I had the AC going full blast, all the way on cold, still sweating up a storm, and couldn’t find any space to get off the road…

I find you kind of lucky that your employer lets you stick around. At my last job I wasn’t allowed to work past my quittin’ time, and if I had to make up time they made me take it out of my lunch or vacation time (god forbid I couldn’t just cope with losing a half hour from my pay check because I left a little early…

Neutral: I waste so much time in traffic some days that it’s made me reconsider my preferences in a daily. My Mazda3 is great and all but when I get stuck in traffic all of its good traits go right out the window and I immediately want something with more leg room, comfy seats, and a sun roof (until I almost die from…

*TIM ALLEN GRUNT INTENSIFIES*