This is like when they tried to make Stassi an underling - is does not work, it’s wrong and bad, let these bitches shine

Haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, totally believe LVP lied, nevertheless continue to adore her. I also still think Dorit’s actions are a thousand times worse and she lies every time she opens her mouth and subjects us to that horrendous fake accent. YOU’RE FROM CONNECTICUT JUST STOP.

I’m in the town over! We have some goats, and we have some racists. I'll take the goat.

You guys misgendered Lincoln, she’s one of them lady goats.

Also, I hear that was a scandal over her eating some emails.

Hmmmmm, "normal" women don't struggle with divorce, death, grown children, substance use, career issues, and playing nice in the sandbox?  They characters are relatable. I could watch hours of Sonya and Ramona, similar to Lucy and Ethel. 

The way they all audibly gasped when Denise showed up in shorts and a tank top to have a nightcap in a hotel room!  You’d think she’d come brandishing Kim Richards’ bunny.

I think this was my favorite scene of all time. Lu, desperately hungover the morning after, dispensing wise advice we should all take to heart.

It’s something the other franchises lack! RHOBH dresses for the Oscars to attend a pajama party.

Gorgeously written essay on totally unworthy subjects. These craven assholes don’t deserve the full deployment of your analytical skills and sparkling wit, Joan.

I used to recap Ladies of London on another site and want to thank you for your service to poor Luke.

I’m sorry but are you telling me Dorit Kemsley’s crunchy crimp clip-on bangs and Louis Vuitton fanny pack are not an appropriate costume for breakfast

I don’t know if my experience is shared by anyone; while I’ve never watched RHOanywhere I am absolutely obsessed with memes involving Dorinda. Her screaming “I MADE IT NICE” never fails to make me giggle and I literally have no idea who she is.

I love that these women dress appropriately for the occasion. Shorts and t shirts, workout clothes, a simple sweater and jeans. No foot long cleavage while eating a hot dog like the Atlanta women or cocktail dresses at breakfast like BH (poor Denise!).

I think the most refreshing thing about the NY housewives is their ability to fight and move the fuck on. 

I don’t know that I’ve ever commented on Jezebel before but I cannot let these glaring errors rest! Tinsley is waiting for a Bentley, and Luke is not a new gay! He was formerly Caroline Stanbury’s makeup artist on the iconic Ladies of London. Come on!! 

“Christ, I was an insufferable child.”

I find it noteworthy that both of these men are angrier with their mothers than they are with Jackson.

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

I don’t.

Right?  The SUR connection is perfect, btw.